John: FBI Most Wanted

This may what we all may be reading soon. Why? You ask. I was just listening to the radio & was laughing hysterically. The guys on 93.7 were saying they were all felons-even sweet vegetarian Heidi Aiken. They got my interest so I listened. The DJ was reading that a 12 year old boy in Stewart,FL was arrested for passing gas. The teacher said the boy was purposely "breaking wind" & the smell was so bad that it was a disruption to the entire class. The teacher called the police & the kid was arrested! The article did state the boy was also shutting off the computers during class but it was the gas that ultimately got him fingerprinted! This will be on his permanent record. Good thing he lives in Florida, he may always have to work outside!
Seriously though, getting arrested for, as we say in our house, "passing bunnies". C'mon! I'd like to meet him-he may be a relative. My brother John has A LOT of gas. He recently added more fiber to his diet. Was that a good move? Not for anyone near him. Years back, before marriage & kids, my parents, John, Sharon & myself went to Mcadenville,NC to see the Christmas lights. My dad had a van-a full size one I think. It was cold out-too cold to have the windows cracked, & I think John was sleeping in the back. Anyways, all of a sudden there was a really bad odor. It was John. It was gross. My dad was so mad, I think he thought he was going to get sick. He told John to stop or he was pulling over the van! Ahhh, Christmas memories. Good thing my dad isn't a cop-in particular in Stewart, FL! I'd like to meet this kid, who turned 13 on November 15th. His Mom is protecting his identity-but if we get close enough won't we track him by the smell?